Funny Plant Stakes - Sassy Succulent Markers - Gift for Plant Lovers

$8.00 USD

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Buy individually or grab the whole set! Thirsty AF Not Dead (Yet) What the Fucculent On My Last Leaf Whole Set

Made to order in 3 to 5 business days. Ships with tracking.

Because let’s be honest: some of us are better at buying plants than we are at keeping them alive. Give your leafy friends a voice with these cheeky, 3D laser-cut plant stakes! Whether you’re a "Plant Mom" with a green thumb or a "Serial Plant Killer" just trying your best, these stakes add the perfect touch of humor to your pots. Made from premium "sprinkle" patterned acrylic with elevated 3D wood lettering, these aren't your basic garden tags—they’re a mood. Choose Your Phrase (or grab the whole set!): "Thirsty AF" – For the drama queens (we're looking at you, Peace Lilies). "Not Dead (Yet)" – For the survivors hanging on by a thread. "What the Succulent" – For when you just don't know what went wrong. "On My Last Leaf" – The ultimate cry for help. Shipping & Gifting: These make the perfect "add-on" gift! Pair them with a succulent for a hilarious housewarming, birthday, or "just because" gift for the plant lover in your life.

Details

Available individually or as a complete set of 4. Acrylic base with a fun "sprinkle/confetti" pattern and precision 3D laser-cut wood lettering. Approx. 4.5" tall. Four phrases: "Thirsty AF," "Not Dead (Yet)," "What the Fucculent," and "On My Last Leaf."

Color Accuracy: Please note that due to differences in monitor displays, screen brightness, and lighting conditions, the actual colors of your final personalized product may vary slightly from the digital mockups or photos seen on your screen.

What's Included

1 stake (individual) or all 4 stakes (whole set) -- your choice at checkout

Shipping

Please allow 3-5 business days for us to make your order. After it ships, standard delivery takes 3-5 business days. Expedited shipping is available at checkout.